CLASSIC LYRICS!
You won't believe this, but it's original lyric sheets I dug up in the closet.....that's right, Honky from the closet.....click on 'em to read....

"The Pleaser", by JD Pinkus

"Your Bottom's At The Top Of My List", by Lance Farley

"St. Melanie", by Lance Farley
The one I wish I had is "Sancha," which JD wrote most of, but I can't find it anywhere....